OBSIDIANMARKETING AGENCY
Mostly humansA COMPLETELY NORMAL WORKPLACE
Our COO is
three raccoons.
One trench coat. Zero qualifications.
Suspiciously good at project management.
They’ve requested a raise. In grapes.
HUMAN VERIFICATION DEPARTMENT
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the printer a performance review.
Approved agency Google accounts only.
Private workspace. No Gmail or Calendar access.
Content, client feedback, and approvals.
Actual work. Extremely unserious management.